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Thursday, March 31, 2011
The Gelato Diet (or dieta) requires you... 
To eat THREE gelatos a day... 
Preferably in a conno or cone. And you MUST be in Italy. This regime works no where else. 
Where to find your gelato to get started? 
Look for a giant colorful triple cone display. 
It could well be a sign... 
You will want to get to know your sizes: Piccolo (small)
Media (medium [HA!])
Grande (BIG)
And in this case gigante is also on offer. Doing a bit of comparison pricing wouldn't hurt, but as a rule this dieta will not break the banco.
Please note that sizes can often be displayed diagramatically... 
If the cone is chopped off at the bottom not to worry. This will not effect weight loss at all.
Getting to know your flavors is hard work - there are so many!
Have your Italian dessert and eat it too.
If you are Viennese, non problemo.
Who knew 'Galak' was white chocolate?
Some people will only eat pistacchio, pistacchio...
PISTACCHIO!
Were you wondering about exercising on The Gelato Diet?
You will not be alone on The Gelato Diet.
When do you get the sylph-like figure you've been dreaming of?
Molto simplice.
Getting to know your flavors is hard work - there are so many! 
Have your Italian dessert and eat it too. Don't worry.
Be happy.
If you are Viennese, non problemo. There is Sacher Torte gelato especially for you.
Some people will only eat pistacchio, pistacchio... 
PISTACCHIO! 
Were you wondering about exercising on The Gelato Diet? The answer is on the counter in 5 languages:
Il gelato da passeggio non puo essere consumato al tavolo! Grazie. Ice creams purchased at the bar may not be enjoyed sitting at the tables!
So you must walk with your gelato - this is great exercise.
You will not be alone on The Gelato Diet. Don't worry.
There are many buddy members to team up with for support.
When do you get the sylph-like figure you've been dreaming of? 
Molto simplice. You MUST leave Italy.
Go to Paris par example...
No gelato will ever taste the same outside of Italy io promesso.
Going cold turkey/tacchino freddo is the way to fit into that Eres bathing suit. Where to get your Gelato in Venice?
Try:
Fantasy, Il Gelatone, Il Pinguino, Da Nico, Alaska, El Todaro, Lo Squero, Suso, Millevoglie etc.
For the BEST gelato in the world you MUST go to Bologna to Sorbetteria Castiglione.
I did.
Just 1 1/2 hours away by Eurostar train from Venice and well worth it!
BUON GIORNO The Gelato Dieta!
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